Night Court, Season 1

Harry:
Who have we got here?

Dan:
You tell him. [nudges his client]

God:
I am known by many names.

Liz:
Pick one and tell it to the judge.

God:
I've been called the Final Cause, the Supreme Judge, the Infinite Spirit but you can just call me God.

Harry:
[to Lana] You've been saving this one for me, haven't you?

[Lana nods]

God:
I chose to manifest myself in this form because I didn't want me presence to be noticed.

Dan:
Good choice.

Harry:
To what do we owe this visit?

God:
The ways of the Lord surpass thine understanding. Unto mankind, my ways are wondrous strange.

Harry:
I give. How strange?

Dan:
He trashed a diner.

Harry:
Any particular reason?

Dan:
Your Honor, the defendant went into Blumberg's Coffee Shop and there he said unto Blumberg: "Give me an egg salad sandwich for though I have no cash you and all your descendants will be blessed."

God:
It's better when I do it.

Dan:
Blumberg was unimpressed and told him to leave. And then he told Blumberg to be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words.