Night Court, Season 1
Harry:
Who have we got here?
Dan:
You tell him. [nudges his client]
God:
I am known by many names.
Liz:
Pick one and tell it to the judge.
God:
I've been called the Final Cause, the Supreme Judge, the Infinite Spirit but you can just call me God.
Harry:
[to Lana] You've been saving this one for me, haven't you?
[Lana nods]
God:
I chose to manifest myself in this form because I didn't want me presence to be noticed.
Dan:
Good choice.
Harry:
To what do we owe this visit?
God:
The ways of the Lord surpass thine understanding. Unto mankind, my ways are wondrous strange.
Harry:
I give. How strange?
Dan:
He trashed a diner.
Harry:
Any particular reason?
Dan:
Your Honor, the defendant went into Blumberg's Coffee Shop and there he said unto Blumberg: "Give me an egg salad sandwich for though I have no cash you and all your descendants will be blessed."
God:
It's better when I do it.
Dan:
Blumberg was unimpressed and told him to leave. And then he told Blumberg to be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words.
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