Night Court, Season 1

Carla:
[About Harry] What a guy.

Lana:
What were you two talking about?

Carla:
The judge and I were having a personal discussion.

Lana:
How personal?

Carla:
What business is it of yours?

Lana:
You're right. You're right. It is none of my business. But if you want a little friendly advice: Forget it. He's not your type.

Carla:
Oh, but I suppose he's your type.

Lana:
He's a sensitive, intellectual, complex man. Eclectic in nature, multidimensional in personality and, well, frankly, he would need a woman of similar qualities to stimulate him.

Carla:
Honey, I don't know what those words mean but I do know what it takes to please a man.

Lana:
Physical stimulation is not enough.

Carla:
I won't use gadgets.

Lana:
That's-That's not what I meant. You see, dear, most psychologists and experts agree that the way a man and a woman primarily respond to each other is cerebral.

Carla:
What?

Lana:
The brain. Sex takes place between the ears. You need a bond.

Carla:
You need a map.