Night Court, Season 1

Harry:
Come in.

Al:
Guess who?

Harry:
Well if it isn't my favorite yellow journalist.

Al:
You're too kind.

Harry:
What is it, Craven?

Al:
What is it? Jennifer Black is it, and you are its current lover.

Harry:
Craven, we met briefly, we had coffee and then I took her right back to her hotel.

Al:
How does she take it?

Harry:
I beg your pardon?

Al:
Her coffee. My public likes to know that kind of stuff.

Harry:
Your public moved their lips when they read.

Al:
Your Honor, come on, huh? I figured you'd give me the inside story because of our close, personal relationship.

Harry:
Craven, our close, personal relationship is that of a tick to a dog.

Al:
Tick, right?