Night Court, Season 3

[At the restaurant's costume party after Harry dumped a witch]

Christine:
[Dressed as a witch] Sir, I don't want to be nosy...

Harry:
[Pulls her fake nose off] You were saying?

Christine:
I know she meant a lot to you, but you've got to forget about her.

Harry:
You're right, [sarcastically] and that outfit really helps a lot.

Flo:
[Arriving as a biker] Can we make this quick? I have a costume party to go to after this.

Bull:
[Dressed as a kangaroo] Anybody want punch?

Harry:
Sure Bull, I'll have some.

Bull:
How did you know it was me?

Flo:
You played Hockey before the mandatory helmet rule, didn't you? [Bull nods]

Dan:
[Arriving as Humpty Dumpty] Happy?

Harry:
I guess he isn't such a bad egg after all.

Quon Le:
[Comes out of the kitchen as a Black Widow] Everybody ready for pumpkin pizza?

Christine:
Nice costume Quon Le, but why a spider?

Quon Le:
Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme? "Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and frieghtened Miss Muffet away."

Mac:
[Coming out dressed like Miss Muffet] The first person to touch my tuffet DIES!