The Oblongs, Season 2

Pickles:
Who is she? I know you're having an affair Bob. That's why you won't make love to me.

Bob:
An affair? That's crazy.

Pickles:
Don't screw with me Bob, I bit off a nun's ear. Now tell me the truth.

Bob:
Ok! I'll tell you! I went to James' bachlor party and a stripper stepped on...your buddy!! I'm a filthy pig!

Pickles:
Awww, Bob, I don't care about that.

Bob:
But.. I'm a dirty birdy.

Pickles:
Yeah but you're my dirty birdy. Now let's never use that phrase again.

Bob:
Uh Pickles, we still can't have relations for a while.

Pickles:
Oh right. Well, we can do without sex. After all we have a very rich relationship.

Bob:
That we do, sugar lumps.

Pickles:
I mean two weeks isn't that long.

Bob:
Nah.

[Short pause]

Pickles:
Gimmie sex! Gimmie sex!

Bob:
Ahh! No means no! No means no!