The Office, Series 1

[Gareth is describing his renovated car]'

Gareth:
I've got some photos... [opens drawer and recoils in shock] Oh, what is that!?

David:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Gareth:
[To Tim] Right, that is it!

David:
Slow down, you move too fast. Solomon's here. All part of the job. What's going on?

Gareth:
[taking out a plate of yellow jelly with a stapler in it] He's put my stapler inside a jelly again. That's the third time he's done that. It wasn't even funny the first time.

David:
Why's he done that?

Gareth:
I told him once that I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves.

David:
Yeah, you show him a weakness, he pounces, you should know about that. Oh, what is in here?

Gareth:
It's my stapler.

[Gareth pulls the stapler out of the jelly]

David:
Well don't do that! Eat it out! [To the camera] There's people starving in the world, which I hate. So, it's a waste. So... [To Gareth] How do you know it's yours?

Gareth:
'Cause it's got my name on it in tippex.

David:
Yeah, don't eat it now. Chemicals.