The Office, Series 1
The Office is a British television comedy that was first broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC Two on 9 July 2001. Created, written, and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the programme is about the day-to-day lives of office employees… more »
Gareth:
If you're so clever, what am I thinking now?
Tim:
You're thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?"
Gareth:
No.
Tim:
You're thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?"
Gareth:
No. And you can't.
Tim:
What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth:
I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.
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