The Office, Season 3

Michael:
I'm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?!

Angela:
Do you really expect us to believe that you're another person?

Prison Mike:
Do you really not expect me to throw you up against that wall, biatch?!

Jim:
Where did you learn all of this?

Prison Mike:
Internet.

Jim:
So, not prison.

Prison Mike:
And prison. Fifty-fifty... both. Look, prison stinks is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home and recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and be with your friends, having fun in the office.

Jim:
What did you do, Prison Mike?

Prison Mike:
I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the President's son. And held him for ransom.

Jim:
That is quite the rapsheet, Prison Mike.

Prison Mike:
And I never got caught neither!

Jim:
Well, you are in prison. But mmhmm.