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The Office, Season 5

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

Michael:
Thank you. Holly is right. People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days. This is about a very cool HR initiative that if we don't follow, we are all going to die of obesity. So how much are we gonna lose?

Jim:
I would like to lose 65 pounds.

Michael:
Yes, all right. Who else? [to Angela] Can I put you down for 10 pounds?

Angela:
No. My doctor wants me to gain weight.

Michael:
If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we going to do this?

Jim:
Cryogenics. Beer me five.

Michael:
This is how we're gonna do it. Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose five pounds. That plus Jim's 65 will give us a very good chance at winning this thing.

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