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The Office, Season 5

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

Jim:
Are you kidding?

Dwight:
Well, I'm not done yet.

Jim:
Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?

Dwight:
They match the carpet.

Jim:
What is that? [points to sign] "It is your birthday, period."

Dwight:
It's a statement of fact.

Jim:
Not even an exclamation point?

Dwight:
This is more professional! It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer!

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