Only Fools and Horses, Series 6 (1989)

Elsie Patridge:
(to Boycie, about the ghost of his father) He says you must be a good father. You must look after your child.

Boycie:
Is he having a pop at me or something?

Uncle Albert:
Elsie, Boycie and his wife Marlene can't have kids.

Del:
Yeah they've been trying for years but nitto.

Rodney:
Yeah he's had tests, things frozen, the lot.

Mike:
The hospital have just about given up with him.

Trigger:
He's low on something.

Boycie:
(completely furious) Would you mind not discussing my personal life with strangers? You can tell my old man to keep his nose out of my business he was always going on at me for not giving him a grandchild.

Del:
All right calm down. (grins) Aubrey.

Boycie:
You can pack that in for a start. I'm gonna get a drink [He rises] It's all a load of rubbish anyway I never believed a word of it. [He considers] Excuse me.