Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Del, Boycie, & Denzil:
Trigger!

Trigger:
Alright.

Del:
Was it you Trig? Was it you who organised all this?

Boycie:
Oh turn it up, Del Boy. Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque.

Trigger:
I got lost on me way here.

Denzil:
How could you get lost? You've been coming to this pub since you were 16!

Trigger:
No, I found the pub alright. I meant I couldn't find this room. (to Mike) I've been in your dance hall for the last hour.

Mike:
But all the lights are out!

Trigger:
I know.

Boycie:
You've been standing in the dark for an hour?

Trigger:
Yeah I thought we were all gonna jump out and surprise someone.

Mike:
But there was no-one else in there.

Trigger:
But I didn't know that, did I? The lights were out. (to Rodney) How you going, Dave?