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Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Only Fools and Horses was a British television sitcom which aired on BBC for seven seasons, nineteen Christmas specials, and six special editions, from 1981 to 2003. It also has a spin-off series called The Green Green Grass, and a prequel trilogy c… more »

Roy Slater:
While I was inside, I found Jesus!

Del:
What had they fitted him up with?

Slater:
To be more precise, Jesus found me...round about the time I got a message to say my old man had passed away.

Del:
I know, Roy. I went to his funeral.

Slater:
Thanks, Del. I wish I could have gone.

Trigger:
Why didn't you?

Denzil:
Probably because he didn't have a black suit and a bloody big ladder! He was in nick, Trig!

Trigger:
Yeah, but I thought they let you out for acts of God like funerals and weddings.

Slater:
I applied for temporary compassionate release. My mum wrote to the prison governor...

Denzil:
And he wouldn't let you go?

Slater:
Not after what that old cow put in her letter!

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