Ouran High School Host Club

Haruhi (sees Hikaru dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against a pillar):
Mr. Cat... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar) Wait!

Kaoru:
Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Pretty neat, huh?

Haruhi:
Um... Sure, I guess.

Kaoru (slinking around the pillar):
I can disappear...

Hikaru (coming out from behind another pillar):
...and reappear anywhere.

Haruhi:
That's great. (Hikaru chuckles) So listen, I'm a little turned around. Do you mind telling me the best way to get out of here?

Hikaru (slinking around the pillar):
That all depends...

Kaoru (coming out from the opposite pillar):
...on where it is you're trying to go.

Haruhi:
Home, of course. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)

Hikaru:
I'm afraid leaving here without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)

Kaoru (appearing from the opposite pillar):
...is strictly forbiden. (he disappears behind the pillar)

Haruhi:
An audience with the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)

Hikaru:
You might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)

Kaoru:
...that the Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)

Hikaru:
...keeps close tabs... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)

Kaoru:
...on all her subjects. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)

Haruhi:
This is ridiculous. If you wanna talk, come on and stand still, both of you. (Hikaru peaks out of the pillar)

Hikaru:
Both of us? (Kaoru peaks out of the pillar)

Kaoru:
What do you mean?

Haruhi:
Never mind. (Haruhi walks away; Kaoru and Hikaru both come out from behind the pillars and stare at each other after awhile)