Oz, Season One

Groves:
Wait, Father, maybe I'm a convert.

Mukada:
You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.

Groves:
No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.

Mukada:
Catholicism is nifty?

Groves:
You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.

Mukada:
That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.

Groves:
So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

Mukada:
That's right.

Groves:
Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?