Parenthood

Gil's nightmarish vision. University is on lockdown and covered by squad cars. People are screaming and an elderly Gil tries to reason with Kevin

College Student #1:
Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

Dean at College:
It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

College Student #2:
What is he yelling?

Kevin, Age 21:
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

Gil:
[through bullhorn] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

[Kevin opens fire and shoots bullhorn out of Gil's hands]

Gil:
Nice shot son!

[Police try to get Gil to safety, but Gil rebuffs them]]

Gil:
[police] It's important to be supportive. [to Kevin] Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "