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Parks and Recreation, Season 2

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

Bill Dexhart:
Well, based on that skit, I know you've heard about the new scandal that's about to break. Who told you? Was it the babysitter? Was it the nurse who delivered our love child?

Leslie:
What?

Bill Dexhart:
Stop playing dumb. You know damn well what happened. I got the babysitter pregnant. And when she was in the delivery room I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet...as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant. Hmm...Now which one of them told you? Was it the liver lady?

Leslie:
Wh...I...No one...I haven't...I haven't heard any of this. Ever. In my whole life.

Bill Dexhart:
Oh!

Leslie:
Believe me I would have remembered this.

Bill Dexhart:
Okay. Well, in that case, everything I just told you was just a funny prank.

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