Psych, Season 2

Nigel St. Nigel:
Nose hair trimmer. Invest.

Henry:
Can you even remember what it felt like to be able to move the muscles in your face?

Nigel St. Nigel:
Who decorated this place? Kris Kristofferson?

Henry:
I built that table.

Nigel St. Nigel:
Really? I'm pretty sure if I were to build a table, I would start by using wood that had never drifted.

Henry:
Alright. You know... that's it.

Nigel St. Nigel:
Already? I'm just getting started. I've got a sonnet for each piece of fish paraphernalia.

Henry:
Oh, yeah? Well, I've got an ice-cold can of whoop-ass just sitting in that fridge!

Shawn:
Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.