Rescue Me, Season 1

Tommy:
You remember that blonde that we met at the Bubble Bar last month? You were with me, right?

Franco:
Yeah, yeah. The one you banged that night?

Tommy:
Actually, I've been banging her ever since, but I don't know her name.

Franco:
Damn. How're you pulling that off?

Tommy:
Well, it's like a late night booty-call. Not a lot of conversation, you know?

Franco:
Yeah, those are the best.

Tommy:
Well, I gotta come up with a name soon, man.

Franco:
Yeah. You know what? You could do that thing where you introduce her to somebody. You say the other person's name but not hers, and then she has to say "Hi, I'm..." Fill in the blank.

Tommy:
Never gonna work.

Franco:
Why not?

Tommy:
Because I never take this chick out in public.

Franco:
Ah, yeah.

Tommy:
See?

Franco:
Yeah, you got yourself a real goddamn dilemma there.

Tommy:
Yeah, broads. It's not enough that you're bangin' 'em like crazy, now you gotta know their names.