Rescue Me, Season 1

Franco:
You don't do that, Sean. You don't bang a guy's girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, or his sister without his permission. And I mean crystal-goddamn-clear permission.

Sean:
You haven't even spoken to her, in like, five years.

Franco:
Guys?

Tommy:
You broke the rules.

Lou:
Big time.

Sean:
Wh--? Ho-- How? Explain to me how. [Lou interrupts him] Let me finish my -- [Lou interrupts him again] Can I at least-- [Lou interrupts him]

Tommy:
Look, you run into a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.

Lou:
Yes.

Tommy:
You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and...

Lou:
[makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.

Tommy:
A little bit of titty action. You can even grab guy's sister's ass in a bar that the guy actually happens to be in.

Lou:
Yes, you could.

Tommy:
And it's all explainable under the giant umbrella of the huge, 'Sorry-I-Was-Drunk' rule.

Lou:
Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over and never argued.

Tommy:
Never argued. Which was why the rule was created by the way, by the... Romans?

Lou:
Ah, even earlier than that, my friend: the Druids.

Sean:
Listen, Franco didn't want to have anything to do with her.

Lou:
He just doesn't get it.

Tommy:
[counting on his fingers]: Look, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister: [sweeps his hands] No pussy!