Rescue Me, Season 1

Lou:
Two grand for a porch?

Franco:
Last one we did, we got what, 600 bucks?

Chief:
Who is this guy? The king of chumps?

Tommy:
Nah, some shrink, you know? I figure we get Charlie Walsh's cousin to give us the lumber for what, 300 bones? And we'll divide the rest up. You in?

Lou:
Yeah, for that kind of money, I might show up in a tux.

Tommy:
Franco?

Franco:
In.

Mike:
I'll do it.

Tommy:
Let me tell you something kid: First time doing a porch job, you work for free.

Lou:
Let me clarify further. Not only do you not get paid, you generally do all the work while we sit around drinking beer and shooting the shit.

Tommy:
And you gotta buy the beer.

Franco:
Yeah, a couple of those suitcase things. MGD is good.

Mike:
Guys, I just remembered... I'm busy.

Tommy:
Yeah, you're busy helping us queer-bait.