Rescue Me, Season 1

Lou:
Hey, I went with Dwight the other night to the city, we caught a show and afterwards I look into this bar and who do I see? Our very own little probie making out with some broad to beat the band.

Tommy:
So...?

Lou:
So... this chick is old enough to be his mother.

Franco:
Oh god, I just caught a chill.

Tommy:
How old?

Lou:
I don't know, I didn't have time to cut her in half and count the rings but she's pretty old, I mean for him. I'm guessin' late 40's.

Sean:
Wow, really?

Lou:
Yeah. [Mike walks up] Hey, speak of the devil. Hey, kid, your ears burning?

Mike:
Huh?

Tommy:
Hey, are you bangin' some old broad?

Lou:
And if you are, a word of caution: A broken hip takes a very long time to heal.

Mike:
Hey, she's not that old. She's only 46.

Sean:
Well, that's nothin' in dog years.

Franco:
Yeah, which probably applies to her.