Rescue Me, Season 1
Rescue Me (2004-2011) is an American TV series, airing on the FX Network, about the professional and personal lives of New York City firefighters after the trauma of the September 11. more »
Chief Reilly:
What're you guys talking about?
Sean:
Nothing.
Lou:
Eight and a smidgen of what?
Mike:
Well, last night I was watchin' TV and there was nothin' on really so I---
Sean:
Cut to the chase.
Mike:
And I got a hard-on and I was lookin' at it and I was thinkin' about jerkin' off and--
Sean:
Would you cut to the chase?
Mike:
Well, there was a ruler on the table and I kinda --
Sean:
He measured his cock.
Chief Reilly:
You measured your cock?
Lou:
And it was eight inches?
Mike:
Well, mine was seven and a half... almost. His was eight.
Sean:
Well, eight and a titch.
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