Rescue Me, Season 1

[Tommy is pulled over for speeding through a downtown intersection]

Tommy:
Hey, how you doing? Hey, Collins man!

Collins:
You better have a good excuse, Gavin.

Tommy:
Oh, you know what man, I got a phone call...

Collins:
That was some dare-devil shit back there.

Tommy:
I know, I know. I got a phone call about twenty minutes ago. My mom had a heart attack and I got to get to a hospital.

Collins:
Bullshit.

Tommy:
No bro, I'm serious!

Collins:
Give me your license and reg... All right, the honeymoon's over Gavin, all right? So tell all your friends and all that hero worship you got after 9/11 ain't getting paid any dues anymore. We lost guys downtown too, but nobody even talks about us. 343 firemen. There was almost 100 cops!

Tommy:
That's true. Nobody's forgetting about the cops.

Collins:
Guess what? You so much as look at a cop the wrong way and you're paying the price. All right, asshole?

Tommy:
You know this is going to come back to bite you in the ass. We got a big hockey game coming up again. A rematch-- in what, like a week?

Collins:
Yeah, I'm real concerned about payback. Yeah, I hope your ma don't die while I'm writing you up, either. Have a nice day.

Tommy:
[whispers] Shithead.