Rescue Me, Season 3

Tommy:
[about Mrs. Turbody] I think she might have given me the Big C.

Lou:
Cancer's the Big C. Chlamydia ... little c.

Tommy:
Oh, well, you know what I'm sayin' so, what do you think?

Lou:
I dunno. We're talking about piss filled bladders, we're talking about illicit underage sex scandals--

Tommy:
Which I put an end to by the way.

Lou:
---with teachers and students and uncles and nephews, we're talking about fire-breathing cocks, I mean, to be honest with you, all of a sudden, I don't know why, but y'know, I feel a little bit better about my life.

Tommy:
Well, I'm glad I could help you feel better.

Lou:
Well, I don't know what to tell you, I mean you're the only man in the tri-state area who shares a case of chlamydia with three teenage boys ... non clergy, of course.