Rescue Me, Season 3

Maggie:
What's going on with the getting me all excited front?

Sean:
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. How 'bout we like go back to your apartment and I get you excited in another way, in a way that doesn't involve me getting punched in the kidneys. [a big guy walks by them]

Maggie:
Did you hear that? That guy just called me a whore.

Sean:
Uh, no I missed that.

Maggie:
You just called me a whore didn't you, asshole?

Guy:
[turns around] Excuse me?

Sean:
Oh, it was me, sometimes I just do that I--

Guy:
You got a problem, asshole?

Sean:
God, with you, come on. No, what're you crazy? [looks towards a smaller guy] No this guy--did he?

Maggie:
No definitely him, [points to the big guy, then the little guy] not him.

Sean:
No, you're wrong. It was this guy. [to the smaller guy] Did you just call my lady friend a whore?

Little Guy:
Get away from me.

Sean:
Y'know what I think he did. What're you a tough guy? [he sprays Sean with mace, who falls to the ground]

Little guy:
Whose the tough guy now?! [rides off on his bike]

Maggie:
Jesus, Sean, this is so embarrassing. You need to grow up. It's like you've never been sprayed in the eyes with mace before.