Rescue Me, Season 3

Sean:
For your information Chris was just here. He told me everything.

Mike:
Chris was just here?

Sean:
That's right, I mean we're such good friends, I mean when were you gonna tell me about it?

Mike:
Never.

Sean:
Asshole.

Mike:
I was confused.

Sean:
Alright, well, now I'm confused too. Why didn't you just talk to me, maybe I'd have gone the same way.

Mike:
Get outta here.

Sean:
Yeah, bro. I like to keep it fresh. I like to try new things. Try new positions, switch hit. How could you go behind our backs and do this?

Mike:
Sean you gotta know the truth. It-- it was just Chris.

Sean:
Oh, don't pin this on him.

Mike:
But it was him. He gave me like a half a dozen blow jobs, and it was always him goin' down on me. I never kissed him or slept with him, it was just the blow jobs I swear.

[Sean looks shocked and backs away]

Sean:
Okay, what're we talkin' about here?

Mike:
What Chris told you.

Sean:
All Chris told me was about this transfer order-- Holy shit!

Mike:
Sean, please just don't tell anybody.

[Lou walks in]

Sean:
Mike's gay!

Lou:
Oh, hell I knew that.

Mike:
Chris talked to you too?

Lou:
Who's Chris?

Sean:
Chris is his lover man-- guy.

Mike:
I can explain, Lou. Just please don't let anybody else know.

[Franco walks in]

Franco:
Know what?

Lou:
Mike's gay.

Franco:
Yeah tell me something I don't know. [looks up from his book] Oh, you mean gay, gay.