Rescue Me, Season 3

Mike:
Every morning I'd pass by the construction guys out there on my way to work and there was this one guy-- Chris and I noticed him a couple of times. And one day, when I was passin' by, he sorta like smiled at me.

Sean:
Okay, I think I'm gonna puke.

Mike:
Well, it freaked me out too. Every morning he'd gimme this like smile. And one day when I stepped out and he wasn't there--

Lou:
Did you check the end of your cock? [everyone laughs]

Chief Reilly:
Lou, let him talk. Go ahead, kid.

Mike:
And he was gone and I sorta liked missed him.

Tommy:
Alright, my balls just went up behind my lungs.

Mike:
I don't know how to describe the way I was feeling. Y'know, he was a nice guy... and-- and, we started talkin' and I guess I was like lonely or something and I moved into his place and it was great at first... then it got weird.

Franco:
And then it got weird, because I was wonderin' when that was gonna kick in.

Mike:
And he was into me that way, and that's when the blow jobs started... and it freaked me out at first. Yeah, and I knew it wasn't right for me--- he's gone, I'm not with him. I-I-I left, it's over, and that's the whole story.

Sean:
Bullshit, Mikey. What about the transfer?

Mike:
I filled the form out but I never turned it in, did I?

Sean:
Oh, cut the shit, Mike, you already got your new house all picked out.

Chief Reilly:
How do you know that?

Sean:
Because he's playin' for their softball team.

Mike:
What?

Sean:
Yeah, your boyfriend Chris, he told me that you were battin' for the other team. edit »