Rescue Me, Season 3

Tommy:
So, what're you? You a Muslim?

Taxi Driver:
Yeah.

Tommy:
So what, you believe that you die and you go to heaven and you get what? Seventy...seven virgins?

Taxi Driver:
Seventy-two.

Tommy:
Seventy-two, right. I mean...what's the point of that? If you think about it...I mean, virgins? When you go to heaven, I mean wouldn't you rather have whores?

Taxi Driver:
You think that there are whores in heaven? There are no whores in heaven.

Tommy:
I mean, I would prefer that if I went to heaven I would get seventy-seven---

Taxi Driver:
Seventy-two.

Tommy:
Okay. Seventy-two...whores. Chicks that know something, chicks that know how to blow 'ya---chicks that know tricks.

Taxi Driver:
Lemme ask you somethin'--

Tommy:
What? What?

Taxi Driver:
What are you...religion wise.

Tommy:
I'm nothing. I'm a lapsed Catholic.

Taxi Driver:
Well, my friend, you're going to hell, okay?

Tommy:
I'd rather go to hell with seventy-seven---

Taxi Driver:
Seventy-two. Seventy-two!

Tommy:
Okay, two-thousand whores! Three thousand whores and Babe Ruth and John Lennon and Elvis Presley, take me to hell. Jesus.