Rescue Me, Season 3

Lou:
She's a nun until the end of the month, okay? She's leaving the order, they know all about it. She's trying to spend a few days, every week, out of the convent trying to adjust.

Tommy:
Trying to adjust what, her vagina?

Lou:
She's living under their roof for a couple more weeks, she has to abide by their rules...This could be really big for me Tommy.

Tommy:
Oh, I'm sure--sure it is. A nun, what's bigger than a nun? A saint?

Lou:
You know, I've got a chance here. She's only been with two guys, one was some clown back in high school and the other was, you know, Jesus.

Tommy:
Yeah, Jesus, our lord and savior who died for our sins, that Jesus, right?

Lou:
Yeah but word on the street is that I was created in his image, you know. There are those people that say, that I too move in mysterious ways.

Tommy:
Uh huh. And technically she's still married to him so that means she's cheating on the son of God with you!

Lou:
I got 100 pounds on the guy, and look no holes in my hands. Bring it on Jesus!

Tommy:
Okay, you just crossed the second boundary, I--I need to lay down. [clutching his chest] What is that smell? It is either the kitchen or I think you might have actually burned a hole in my soul...oh yeah that is it, uh, oh yeah...right through the middle of the soul.