Rescue Me, Season 3

Lou:
Jesus Christ, he is now officially two hours overdue. I mean, this is unheard of. Jerry is never late.

Franco:
Still gettin' Tommy's voice mail. Called him at home, the machine is full.

Lou:
He was in the shower when I left this morning.

Mike:
Maybe he like slipped and knocked himself out.

Lou:
You know, the way that his life's been goin' that would be an improvement.

Franco:
What do you wanna do, Lou?

Lou:
What do I wanna do? What does Lou wanna do? Lou wants to sit here with a box of doughnuts and watch Frankenstein. That's what Lou wants to do. Although, that combination usually leads to a jerk off session so Lou will just stand here and worry.