Rescue Me, Season 3

Lou:
H.Q. I told them that we don't have a Chief, and they said that they sent somebody.

Tommy:
It must've been Izzy, right?

Lou:
No, it's not Izzy, he's got his own crew to deal with. Same with Needles. They tell me this guy... (looks at his paper) Tell me, how do you pronounce this? P-E-C-H-E-R.

Tommy:
You've gotta be kiddin' me. It's gold.

Lou:
It's 'pecker', right?

Tommy:
This is like shootin' fish is a goddamn barrel. You've got so many options here.

Lou:
Yeah, if he's an asshole, you've got peck-a-wood, peck-a-head.

Tommy:
Yeah, and if he's good lookin', Gregory Pecker.

Lou:
And if he's black... you've got Black 'n Pecker.

Tommy:
There you go.