Rescue Me, Season 3

Rescue Me (2004-2011) is an American TV series, airing on the FX Network, about the professional and personal lives of New York City firefighters after the trauma of the September 11. more »

Tommy:
[coming up with a plan about the baby] Alright, so you know what we do, we pretend that we're together, and when the baby's born I'll help you raise it, and if it's a boy, grand slam because that solves my dad's problem with the male heir thing...

Janet:
Okay, and what if the baby looks like Johnny? [Tommy scoffs] What?

Tommy:
Like that's a possibility.

Janet:
Uh, yeah.

Tommy:
Both of Angie's kids look just like Angie, okay? Nothing like Johnny, okay? My sperm versus Johnny's sperm, are you kiddin' me?

Janet:
Oh my gosh... okay.

Tommy:
My sperm are like... they have ant strength, they can lift other sperm outta the way, okay?

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