Rescue Me, Season 4

Tommy:
Colleen is smoking pot!

Janet:
I know.

Tommy:
You know? What do you mean 'you know'?

Janet:
And it's good pot, not the cheap shit we used to get.

Tommy:
Great, great. That's a great attitdude. You know, I told you years ago, that pot is a gateway drug--- So she comes home tonight, not only is she high, she's drunk. Drunk. Yeah, shitfaced. Puked. Yeah.

Janet:
Was she driving?

Tommy:
No, I think her 50 year old boyfriend was handling the driving responsiblities.

Janet:
He's 26. And that's good, that's good.

Tommy:
Why's that good?

Janet:
Because he doesn't drink.

Tommy:
Okay. I'm pretty sure she's bangin' this guy.

Janet:
I know. She's on the pill.

Tommy:
You put her on the pill? In-insane. Just totally-- ... You-- you got the whole toolbox goin' here, booze, penises, ... I-- I can't believe that I'm finally the moral compass in this family.