Rescue Me, Season 4

Lou:
Mikey, what the hell's the matter with you? Are you okay? Mikey?

Mike:
Lou, I'm a grown man and I-I don't even know how to use a dryer. She did everything for me, you know, guys. And I never even thanked her. I mean, I thanked her, like you know, I said 'thanks, mom', but they were just words. I didn't really mean it, you know, I just said it so she'd do it again. Like make my bed, or cook me breakfast, or pick out my clothes... Lou, you make one gay joke and I swear.

Lou:
Mikey, I'm not gonna make a gay joke.

Mike:
What, then? [Kenny hugs him, and the Mike walks off]

Tommy:
I can't believe you uh, didn't make one gay joke during that whole little monologue.

Lou:
Well, Jesus, Tom. The kid just lost his mother, you know? Can we not give him a little bit of time.

Tommy:
Alright, so, first thing tomorrow morning...

Lou:
Oh, yeah. We attack him at dawn.

Tommy:
Alright. How many gay jokes do you think you have?

Lou:
Oh, I got a dozen right in the back of my mind.