Rescue Me, Season 4

Mike:
I still feel so bad. Her cheating on you... with me... that bitch.

Lou:
Well, you know, it's not the first time she cheated on anyone.

Mike:
So, she's done it before?

Lou:
She was a nun when I met her so technically, you know, she was married to Jesus.

Mike:
I guess that makes you the other man. [laughs] That's a mighty impressive takeaway on your part.

Lou:
Yeah, well, I'm real proud about that. Even if it means I'm takin' the express train to hell.

Mike:
But look, it was worth it, right?

Lou:
No, not really. ... You know, I mean, you're family, Mike. That's what's important, you know, family, that... that unbreakable bond. And I'm willing to forgive and forget.

Mike:
Bros before hoes, right?

Lou:
Bros before hoes.

Mike:
Now, let's get shitfaced and make it official.