Rescue Me, Season 4

Colleen:
[about Wyatt] He kept me up all night last night, and I couldn't find a babysitter so I had to miss Tony's gig.

Tommy:
Yeah, well, welcome to babyland. This is what it's like. You're finally learning, you're not ready, okay?

Colleen:
My own kid will be completely different.

Tommy:
Oh, really? How's that?

Colleen:
'Cause I will actually be in love with my own baby.

Tommy:
Oh, right, right. Love. I forgot, you're an expert on love.

Colleen:
Like you know. Like you're an expert on that.

Tommy:
I do know. I am an expert on love. I know enough to tell you this, you the two of yous, what's his name?

Colleen:
Tony.

Tommy:
Tony, okay? You think you're in love but one of these days, the two of 'ya, are gonna wake up and one of 'ya's, maybe both of 'ya's at the same time are gonna look at the other and say, 'you know what, I'm outta here.' You know, you're 18 years old, he's your first boyfriend.

Colleen:
Okay, well, you met mom in high school and she was 16.

Tommy:
Okay, you know what? We... we didn't start having sex until, you know, later.

Colleen:
She was pregnant with me before she even graduated.

Tommy:
Right. We fell in love, and then we had sex, that's-- that's how it happened. It was real love. It wasn't this, y'know, Fake Babyhead, lead singer, rock and roll love. What? Listen to me, I know what I'm talkin' about. I wasn't the lead singer in a band, okay? I had a real job.