Rizzoli & Isles, Season 1

Rizzoli:
Maybe I should be a lesbian.

Isles:
Aw. Well, wishes can come true. Frost and Korsak wanted to fill out your profile. I typed.

Rizzoli:
You what?

Isles:
If it wasn't for me, you'd be butch.

Rizzoli:
You put my photo and profile on a gay dating website?

Isles:
It's the best shot at getting DNA and breaking this case.

Rizzoli:
No, it's our best shot. You're going with me.

Isles:
No.

Rizzoli:
Yes, Dr. Isles! I don't have time to train a female detective how to collect and preserve DNA. You're going!

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Isles:
I wonder what kind of women we would like if we liked women.

Rizzoli:
What?! Well, first of all, I would be the guy.

Isles:
That's a cliche! Why would you be the guy?

Rizzoli:
Because!

Isles:
Because you're bossy?

Rizzoli:
So are you!

Isles:
No, I'm not!

Rizzoli:
Yes, you are, you're just soft and polite when you're bossing people around.

Isles:
Well, it's a good thing you're not my type.

Rizzoli:
What do you mean I'm not your type?! That's so rude!