Rizzoli & Isles, Season 3

Jane:
Your back.

Maura:
Did you ever return my book "Soothing Paint Choices For The Home?"

Jane:
Yeah, a long time ago... So your back.

Maura:
That's odd because I can't seem to find it.

Jane:
Did you ever return my "Guns Of The World Digest?"

Maura:
I ALWAYS return things I borrow.

Jane:
You sure?

Maura:
Of course I'm sure. Maybe you lost it. You do lose things.(Sigh) Has Dr.Pike been sitting in my chair?

Jane:
Could be, Why? Is it broken? Do you want me to find out if he's been sleeping in your bed too?

Pike:
Where you looking for me?

Jane:
What about your food? Dr.Pike have you been eating Maura's porridge?

Pike:
Of course not!

Maura:
I'm glad that you think your SO funny.

Jane:
It's better being funny than "point-Dexter" the know it all.

Maura:
Well.. I'd rather be "point-Dexter" the know it all than the "Hoy Paloy!"

Jane:
Good one Maura.

Maura:
You don't even know what it means.

Pike:
It means "common." Literal translation is "The Great Unwashed"

Jane:
Classy. Hide your insults in Latin.

Maura:
It's Greek.

Jane:
Oh! The geek that knows Greek. Do you realize how ridiculous you sound? You know people laugh at you behind your back!

Maura:
Really?!? Well they call you a bitch behind yours!

Jane:
Well at least when my Father get's pissed off he doesn't stab people with an ice pick!

Maura:
Well at least my Father didn't move to Florida to sleep with some floozy he met at a pizza parlor!

Jane:
Maura!

Maura:
Or was it a massage parlor?

Jane:
Ohh! Look at you! Going all trailer trash Snooki!

Maura:
I watched that show once! ONCE! It was for ethnographic research!