Robot Chicken, Season 2

Elmer Phudd:
I'm takin' you to school, call me the professor

You're sexually confused, 'cause you a cross-dresser.

You like to kiss men, that's real funny.

Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny.

Master of the stage. You need a map junkie.

You made a wrong left turn on Albuquerque.

I'm a pimp because my hunting apparel's hot son.

It was wiped by on your ho with my double barrel shotgun. [shoots at B Rabbit with his double barrel shotgun]

Daffy Duck:
Now hold on a second, man! It's not rabbit hunting season yet! See! [[Pints at the sign that says "Wabbit Season (Not Yet)"] Okay! [Gives the mic to B Rabbit] Your turn, B Rabbit!

B Rabbit:
Yeah, yeah. I know that you call me wascawwy wabbit.

Say your R's like W's that's a really bad habit.

It's room, not woom. Trees, not twees.

You replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese.

You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's glue.

I got you some coffee, one lump or two?

Elmer Phudd:
Two?

[B Rabbit hits him on the head twice with a mallet]

B Rabbit:
I only dress like a girl, just to prove that you're gay.

Would you like a kiss handsome?

Elmer Phudd:
Really? OK!

B Rabbit:
Elmer packs "fudd". You heard what I said.

He's so bald, I'll put a "hare" on his head. [B Rabbit sits on Phudd's head]

I'll sit down on your head. Just like I was a thinker. Hmm.

[He farts while sitting down on his head] Ain't I a stinker?