Robot Chicken, Season 2

Cyclops:
Look sharp Team!

Professor Xavier:
Remember my X-Men, use extreme caution. This is the most dangerous mission yet!

Cyclops:
Right Professor! [the Sentinel they are fighting blasts them with its lasers and then stomps them into oblivion]

Professor Xavier:
Welcome recruits, although we had to lower our standards thanks to the shortage of actual mutants, the danger you're facing will be no less real! You'll be defending a world that hates and fears you!

Larvell Jones:
What?! Hate and fear us, because we're mutants?

Professor Xavier:
No, because you were in the Police Academy movies.

Professor Xavier:
[passes by the group, as Larvell makes squeaking noises] The hell's wrong with this chair? And it seems it's missing someone.

Carey Mahoney:
[crashes in with a jet] Sorry I'm late!

Professor Xavier:
MAHONEEEEEEEYYYYY!