Robot Chicken, Season 4

Kid:
I like sharing.

Kermit:
Yeah! Everybody's sharing, that's the way you're supposed to do it.

Kermit:
Hi, ol' Gordo! Everybody, this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko. Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street. -What do you think about sharing?

Gordon the Gecko:
-The rich just 1% of this country, Owns half its country wealth. $5,000,000,000,000-

Count von Count:
$1,000,000,000,000! he he he, Two Trill- [Gorgo pushes The Count]

Gordon:
Shut up. Greed, for lack for better word is good, greed works.

Kid:
My dad says being greedy is bad.

Gordon:
Your dad wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Is Kermit over here sharing with you, - to sit here and sing songs?!

Kermit:
Ok, Gordo! It's time to get back to the office.

Gordon:
See this building behind me, first place I ever bought, flipped it and made $800,000. It was better then sex!

Kermit:
Ok, who wants a share a healthy after-school snack?

Kids:
I want to make 800,000 dollars! (Me too)

Gordon:
First, you have to quit dressing up like 9-year old kids. Lets go buy these (Beep)ers some little suits.

Kermit:
Well, I guess that lesson is brought to you by the number "Douchebag!"