Robot Chicken, Season 4

[1984 Libertarian party convention]

Candidate #1:
Thank you, my Libertarian friends, for making us your nominees for president and vice president of the United States of America!

Candidate #2:
1984 is the year of the Libertarian party! We will be champions!

Candidate #1:
Yes, unfortunately, the rock band Queen won't let us play their hit "We Are The Champions", but enjoy this soundalike, which we will play IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Singer #1:
[to the tune of "We Are The Champions"] We are the victors of the Glo-obe. And we'll continue doing stuff...

[1988 Libertarian party convention, the candidates have longer hair]

Candidate #1:
Four years ago, I said that we would be champions... How wrong I was. Ronald Reagan soundly beat us.

Candidate #2:
In fact we recieved less than one percent of one percent of the vote.

Candidate #1:
But it is 1988 and the country needs to come together like a family.

Candidate #2:
We are family! We are family!

Candidate #1:
Don't worry, Sister Sledge, this is not your copyright-protected musical hit "We Are Family". It's something better!

Singer #2:
[to the tune of "We Are Family"] We are a close-knit group! Co-workers and aquaintances!

[1992 Libertarian party convention, the candidates are noticeably older, and now have wives]

Candidate #2:
Four years ago, we asked America to join our family... America said no.

Candidate #1:
So we decided to make loving families of our own. Who else wants to get on board the love train?

Candidate #2:
Sadly, The O-Jays wouldn't let us use their hit song "Love Train".

Candidate #1:
Even though it expresses every political ideal we stand for!

Candidate #2:
Next stop, the White House.

Candidate #1:
Toot toot! All aboard!

Singer #3:
[to the tune of "Love Train"] Citizens of the Earth (come on). Ride the Friend Choo-choo, ride the Friend Choo-choo (yeah), ride the Friend Choo-choo.

[2008 Libertarian party convention, the candidates are now old men]

Candidate #2:
Well, sadly, not a single voter chose to board the friendship choo-choo. Worse, despite using the soundalike, The OJs still sued us.

Candidate #1:
During the 16-year legal battle, unsavory private matters were revealed, resulting in the spectacular in-court suicide of my beautiful wife, Jennette.

Candidate #2:
My wife Sarah also committed suicide, but, uh, that was unrelated to the trial.

Candidate #1:
These tragedies taught us that life, like voting for a third party, are ultimately meaningless.

Candidate #2:
So, in the end, all we, the Libertarian party, are is "Dust In the Wind".

Candidate #1:
[stammers]

Candidate #2:
I mean, all of us is airborne minidirt!

Candidate #1:
Airborne minidirt, y'all!

Singer #4:
[to the tune of "Dust In the Wind"] All of us is airborne minidirt...