Robot Chicken, Season 4

[There are two boats in Gotham Harbor, a yeoman approaches the captain]

Yeoman:
Sir, the whole boat is rigged to explode! And I found this! [displays a detonator. Meanwhile, all the passangers are in the seating area, the intercom turns on]

Joker:
Greetings from the Joker. "Why so serious?" Anyway, we have a boat of civilians and a boat of prison inmates. I will blow up both boats at midnight.

Man #1:
Oh, my God!

Joker:
However, each boat has a detonator that will blow up the opposite boat. If one boat decides to blow up the other boat prior to midnight, I will not blow up the boat that blows up the other boat. It's quite the moral quandary, is it not?

Man #2:
Then let's vote on neither boat blowing up.

GIRL:
No, he said we decide.

Man #3:
Then I decide that neither boat blows up!

CAPTAIN:
Wait, wait...so, we vote?

Woman:
No, we... we just press a button, I think.

Man #4:
I don't understand. What does this prove, exactly?

Man #5:
Uh, Mister Joker, sir? We came to a consensus: we vote that neither boat should blow up. [passengers agree]

Joker:
That's not a choice!

Man #5:
Uh..uh, you better explain it again then, I guess.

Joker:
[sighs] I will blow up both the boats-

Man #1:
Oh my God!

Joker:
- unless, UNLESS, one boat blows up the other boat first.

Man #5:
Uh, w-what are the other options?

Joker:
There are no other options.

Old Lady:
Ask him when both boats blow up.

Joker:
MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT!

CAPTAIN:
Alright folks, that gives us a good 15 minutes. Everyone, into the lifeboats!

Joker:
No, no lifeboats! I said that you couldn't use them.

Man #6:
You never said that!

Joker:
I did, way back in the beginning.

Man #5:
You better go over the rules again. [the Joker is clearly exasperated]

Joker:
Oh, for H- it's a catch 22! Look, there are two boats. At midnight- [Batman cuts him off by hitting him with a board.]