Robot Chicken, Season 5

Spongebob:
[At the Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties are made out of crab! [customers gasp, Green Fish retches, spits]

Mr. Krabs:
Heh heh. Everybody knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy.

Spongebob:
Then explain this! [Holds out box of crab legs] You said you fired Carl the night janitor. But this is his tattoo! [Holds crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose"]

Mr. Krabs:
You little yellow bastard! I treated you like a son, me boy!

Spongebob:
And it's not just crabs! Squidward, those calamari rings are squid!

Squidward:
[Throws up]

Spongebob:
And your Chicken-Of-The-Sea salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken-Of-The-Sea is TUNA!

Yellow Fish:
[Pushes bowl out of reach]

Customers:
[Get up and form around Mr. Krabs]

Green Fish:
You fed us to us!

Orange Fish:
Are we paying you to kill us?

Spongebob:
You're disgusting.

Mr. Krabs:
No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom!! We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended.

Customers:
[Beat up Mr. Krabs]

Spongebob:
[Sighs] I'm just glad nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge.

[At a hospital. A fat, likely pregnant man sits on a bed with a nurse at his side.]

Nurse:
Okay, just gotta scrub deep within your rolls of fat, and we're done. [Begins scrubbing with a sponge]

Spongebob:
[Pushes scene aside] I SAID, NOTHING DISGUSTING EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE! *Splat*

Nurse:
Uggh... I hope that's pudding in there...