Robot Chicken, Season 5

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[At the Peanuts school, the teacher is addressing the students, [which of course is barely understood by the audience)]

Charlie Brown:
Wow! A new kid is coming. Maybe he'll take my spot on the totem pole around here.

Lucy:
You'll always be the shit catcher, Charlie Brown!

Sally:
Whoever he is, I doubt he'll replace my sweet baboo!

Linus:
[rolls his eyes] Oh, brother!

[new kid struts in]

Kid:
Hey everyone! My name's Ren. Ren McCormick.

Sally:
[pushes Linus away] Hello!!

Charlie Brown:
You're just in time for the school play. We're practicing a number for our Christmas production.

Ren:
I love to dance! My last school banned dancing entirely. [silence] You might say dancing makes me feel footloose and fancy free. [silence] [sighs] I'm Kevin Bacon's character from Footloose. [still silence, the characters then start dancing their signature dance] Oh my God, that is the worst dancing I have ever seen.

Pigpen:
Excuse me?

Ren:
Sorry, [bleep]-box...

Pigpen:
It's Pigpen.

Ren:
Sorry.

Pigpen:
It's alright. You made a lateral error, at best.

Ren:
You're just doing the same move over and over. I mean, what is that guy even doing? [cuts to the kid dancing the running man]

Kid:
I couldn't think of a dance! I panicked!!

Ren:
Sorry, I need to get the [bleep] out of here. I'd rather have a town with no dancing, than this. [leaves; the group resumes with their dancing, while Snoopy fantasizes about doing an 80s-style dance routine, before cutting back to Ren's school]

Ren's Classmate:
Hey, Ren! It turns out you can't ban dancing. It's unconstitutional!

Ren:
Alright!

Ren's Classmate:
Yeah, but then they passed a law saying we have to use creationist textbooks.

Ren:
[stops dancing] Rats!

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