Robot Chicken, Season 5

[A parody of the "Be Our Guest" song from Beauty and the Beast is shown, as Lumiere, Cogsworth, Ms. Potts and Chip appear on the table]

Lumiere:
[sung] So you're dining with a beast/That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast.

Cogsworth:
Let us handle reservations/give your taste buds a sensation! [a chamber pot appears, butting into the song]

Defecacci:
Have your fill, eat more still/There's no need to slow your pace. After dinner, you'll be thinner/once you sit down on my face.

Lumiere:
[pushes Chamber Pot away] Have some seconds/eat a lot-

Defecacci:
Then come meet your chamber pot...

Lumiere [speaking, as music stops completely] Excuse me, we are trying to serve dinner here!

Defecacci:
What? Defecacci doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! Defecacci never asked to be a chamber pot!

Lumiere:
None of us asked to be stuck in the form of household items, but people are eating!

Defecacci:
Oh, so she gets to meet Defecacci after dinner, eh? I have to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping in my-

Lumiere:
[angrily] I said, people are EATING!

Defecacci:
[bounds away in a huff] Dah, porca miseria...

Lumiere:
OK, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this bitch and...Belle? Where did Belle go?

[cuts away to Belle crapping into Defecacci]

Defecacci:
Ring the bell, sound the horn!/Looks like someone's eaten corn.

Belle:
[in disgust] Does everything have to be a (bleep)ing song?!