Robot Chicken, Season 5

Mr. Phillipson:
[discovering his sex client is a duck] Holy shit! You're a duck!

Donna Duck:
That's right, baby! Now why don'tcha ruffle my feathers?

Mr. Phillipson:
Why are you a duck?

Donna Duck:
I'm what you ordered.

Mr. Phillipson:
I did not order a duck.

Donna Duck:
I don't know how it could've gotten out wrong.

Mr. Phillipson:
Oh, what kind of four letter word other than duck would I use with a bad cell phone connection?

Donna Duck:
[sighs] Fine. But you're still going to have to pay me for your time.

Mr. Phillipson:
There's no way I'm going to pay to not f*ck a cartoon duck. Normally, not paying to not f*ck a cartoon duck is free.

Donna Duck:
[dials her cell phone] We have a problem.

Mr. Phillipson:
Who are you calling? [Donna's bodyguard bursts in]

Stedman:
[in a stereotypical gangster patois] Have we gots ourselves a problem here?

Mr. Phillipson:
Uh, no?

Stedman:
Just pay the duck!

Mr. Phillipson:
This isn't fair! I shouldn't have to- [starts getting beaten up]

Donna Duck:
Whip his ass, Stedman. Whip his ass!!