Robot Chicken, Season 5

[Kratos is slicing away at several enemies in front of a castle building]

Kratos:
I, Kratos, the God of War, feed the Blades of Chaos with the blood orbs of your souls! [walks in and finds himself in a bedroom where a naked man and woman are waiting for him]

Artemis:
[voice] Quickly, Kratos! Pleasure your lovers and receive a bounty of blood orbs!

Kratos:
Uh, one of them's a dude.

Artemis:
What's the problem? You're in Greece.

Kratos:
I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH A DUDE!

Artemis:
Surely, you would let him watch if I offered you 1000 blood orbs.

Kratos:
[thinking] The Blades of Chaos are thirsty... I could not turn that down.

Artemis:
We'll make it 1,500 and he gets to play with your balls.

Kratos:
What? Who do you think I am?!

Artemis:
We already established that. Now we're just negotiating.

Kratos:
Oh, I see what you did there. Very smug and demeaning.

Artemis:
I'm just going to throw this out there. 2,000 blood orbs, anything goes.

Kratos:
Alright. [pauses] You're not going to watch, are you?

Artemis:
Only as long as I need to.