Robot Chicken, Season 6

Sagat:
We meet again, Ryu, only this time, we fight to the death!

Ryu:
Actually, no. It's to knockout, best two out of three. Remember? It was all covered in the packet.

Sagat:
Uh...sorry, what now?

Ryu:
[pulling out a packet] The packet I spent weeks putting together? You don't have your packet?

Sagat:
Oh, right, right! No, I have it. It's just...[starts searching his bag] ...it's in the bag.

[Ryu's phone rings]

Ryu:
Yeah. Well, Ken, if your opponent's late, you give him a call. There's a contact sheet in the packet.

Ken:
[not looking] Let's see...contact sheet, contact sheet-no, I don't see it. You must've forgotten to put it in.

Ryu:
Fine. I'll get it for you. [Call waiting beep] Hold on. [Switches line] What's the problem, Guile?

Guile:
I'll tell you the problem-E. Honda's venue is a bathhouse, like a full-on "we're all guys here, so let's get naked" bathhouse.

E. Honda:
What? In my culture, it's a familiar setting.

Guile:
No one told me I'd be fighting with all these sushi rolls hanging out.

Ryu:
It was all described in the pac...! [Call waiting beep] Oh, hold on a minute. [Switches line] What is it? [Blanka screams at front desk holding chihuahua] No! Don't you scream at me. It's specifically noted that your hotel doesn't allow pets. [Call waiting beep, switches line] What?!

Ken:
It's been twenty minutes. I don't think E. Honda's coming.

Ryu:
E. Honda? [Looks at packet] You're not fighting E. Honda, you're fighting a Honda.

Ken:
I'm fighting a car?

Ryu:
Yes.

Ken:
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Ryu:
It was in the packet! You know what? From now on, you lose your packet, you are out of the tournament!

Ken:
[sarcastically] Fine, fine, I'm punching the car. Oh, he's not hitting back. How exciting! Wow, what a great idea. [Changes tone] Hey, this is kind of fun. Shoryuken! [Gets into it] Shoryuken!

Sagat:
Tiger! Tiger! [Boom!] Oh, man! I accidentally just tiger-punched my packet, dude! That is classic Sagat. I mean, I don't know what happened there.

Ryu:
[answering phone] This better be good, M. Bison.

M. Bison:
[at top of pyramid in Q*Bert] I think I got the wrong packet.

[Punches Q*Bert]